Save the groin – Thought of the Day

3G Newport 3-Speed -- Side View

So its been awhile, have had a lot of stuff go on in the past few months that have kept me away. Here is a thought for you, why is it that they make a bike for men with a cross bar straight in front of us, yet on a woman’s bike their cross bar scoops down. Men have more to lose if they fall forward. OUCH!

Curiosity kills the car – Question of the Day

Ever wonder why drivers slow down to see someone getting a ticket or to view a tiny fender bender? And at the same time not watching what they are doing and cause another piece of vehicular art for even more drivers to leer at while driving?

Bulldog confirms gas tank full with a toot of his horn – Laugh of the Day

French Bulldog

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My car was in the shop the past two days for a chronic oil leak, so bad that it would give the police a trail right to my door. As I entered the office, a cute thick French Bulldog greeted me, snorting and jumping around. The mechanic ran down the list of fixes he did, and the checks he made and the fluids he topped off. In the end it only cost me $167.00 for everything, not that bad I thought. Before he handed me the keys he mentioned to me that he also topped off my gas tank.

I kindly looked at him, thanked him and asked what kind of gas did he put in the tank. At that exact moment I finished my question, that cute thick French Bulldog farted loudly. Ryan, the mechanic, looked at the dog then at me and said “Did that answer your question?”